Kenneth wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office… But she was dating someone else.
One day Kenneth got so frustrated that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…”
The girl looked at him, and then said, “NO!”
Kenneth said, “I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, and you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend… So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down”
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call… Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, “What happened?…”
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, “The bastard had all dimes!”
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Fast sex
Kenneth wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office… But she was dating someone else.
One day Kenneth got so frustrated that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…”
The girl looked at him, and then said, “NO!”
Kenneth said, “I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, and you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend… So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down”
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call… Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, “What happened?…”
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, “The bastard had all dimes!”
Things To Do Before I DIE :3
- Catch fishes with bare hands :D
- Learn guitar
- Learn drums
- Ride every single roller coaster ride in a theme park.
- Or the wildest ride.
- Go up in a hot air balloon.
- Bungee jump.
- Sky dive.
- Scuba dive.
- Milk a cow.
- See both solar and lunar eclipse.
- Swim with dolphins?
- Save someone's life. :D
- Invent something. LOL. - Confess. - Drink wine, vodka or anything alcohol-ish LOL! just a sip :B
- Conquer my fear
- A trip to
; PULAU REDANG!
; Paris
; Eiffel tower
; Hawaii
; New Zealand
; Australia
; Japan
; New York
; United Kingdom
; Disneyland
; Hollywood
; California
; London
; Rome
; Italy
; Las vegas
; Los Angeles
; Great wall of china
; Beijing
; Canada
; Dubai!!!
; Venice
; Singapore again. LOL
- Learn to make blog skins
- Meet one of my idol.
- Leave my mark in graffiti
- Climb a tree.
- Hold a parrot.
- Hold a snake.
- Visit Zoo again :3
- KL's hacketteer? the thing where shoots you up, high high high in the sky...
- Fly a kite again. LOL
- Go on a picnic :B - Go to a beach. (LONG TIME NEVER GO LAH. LOL)
- Go to a NICE beach :P
- Take photo of Sunrise && Sunset on a beach
- Scream at the top of my lungs . LOLOLOL.
- Play tennis. HAHAH.
- Build a sand castle B) (gosh, imma so lame. LOL)
- Own a dog.
- Own hamsters.
- Own guinea pigs again.
- Kiss in the rain. hahahahhaha LOL
- Make a video with my friends and put in you tube :D & get 500000+ views. LOL.
- DRIVE INSANELY, LOL.
- Experience
; SNOWWW :D
; Spring
; Autumn
- Sleepover!
- Go to a concert.
- Participate in 2010 D:!(haven't make up my mind also. LOL)
- Throw a huge party and invite every one of my friends.
- Have my portrait painted.
- Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure I use it.
- Spend a whole day eating junk food without feeling guilty.
- Learn to roller blade.
- Go Ice-skating again.
- Send a message in a bottle.
- Bury a wish in a bottle.
- Plant a tree.
- Fall deeply in love -- helplessly and unconditionally. - Make a complete and utter fool of yourself.
- Sleep under the stars.
- Watch cloud shapes go by.
- Spend a whole day reading a novel.
- Learn to juggle with three balls.
- Find a job I love.
- Grow a garden.
- Create my own website.
- Ride a horse.
- Ride a camel.
- Go on a safari.
- Stay in the best suite in a five star hotel.
- Throw a dart into a map and travel where it lands.
- Be able to count to ten in 5 languages (excluding English)
- Subscribe to a magazine.
- Go snow skiing.
- Build a snow man.
- LOTS of story books :D
- Go to a bookshop, buy story books that I think it's interesting. LOL
- Go kayaking. - Stay up till 4am. LOL
- Pillow fight again. LOL
- Get something published in a newspaper or a magazine.
- Throw someone a surprise party. - Draw on a wall.
- Draw on a wall again. LOL!!!
- Bake a cake.
- Make biscuits. - Make cupcakes.
- Make cupcakes that looks like CUPCAKES. LOL
- Fish spa.
- Get my SE z770i
- Manicure
- Monsoon id. HAHAHAHHAHAH
- Prom
- Candlelight dinner
- Get 2nd piercing!
- Spa - Own a pair of heels. HAHAHAHHAH! - Get a ring, for FUN B)
- Rock climbing (ou's one. HAHAHHAHA)
- Surfing
- Flying fox
- Baseball (ou's one. HAHAHAHHAHA)
- Go on a helicopter. LOL
- Catch snowflake on my tongue :3
- Travel by train
- See a shooting star & make a wish :D
- See whales && dolphins
- Meet Jessica Chieng again :D! LOL
- Own an iPOD LOL
- Own a DSLR
- Photoshop cd
- Own a bigbigbig teddy bear LOL
- Gold class movie. LOL! - Dont tie my hair and go out. AHHAHAHHA!!!!
- Go to that ball ball thingy in putrajaya. LOLL
- Cartwheel xD - A rubik's cube LOL - SOLVE a rubik's cube
- own waterproof camera. LOL
- Business class for aeroplane B) LOL.
- Sit on a roof top
- A hair straightener! LOL
- Part time job in my mom's friend's wine shop :D
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Movies to watch
- Dark knight
- Juno
- Love guru
- Hancock
- Nobody's perfect (canto)
- Get smart
- Wanted - Bolt - Bride wars - Rolemodels
- Horton hears a who!
- Narnia prince caspian - Wedding game - Love matters
- Game plan - Tsunami - 27 Dresses
- Jumper
- Definitely, maybe - What happens in vegas
- Kung fu hip hop
- Confessions of a shopaholic
- Made of honor
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
- You Don't Mess With The Zohan
- 21
- Wall-E
- Sex & The City
- Valkyrie - I Am Legend
- The Pink Panther 2 - Hotel for dogs
- Beverlyhills chi hua hua
- Race to witch mountain
- My bloody valentine
- He's just not that into you - Bedtime stories
- Wild Child - Night at the museum 2
- Fast & furious 4
- Watchmen
- Meet the robinsons - Mall cop
- Passengers
- Slumdog Millionaire
- Step up I
- Step up II
- She's the man - Camp rock
- Little black book
- Monster vs Aliens - The pursuit of happyness
- I love you, Man - Over her dead body
- The break up
- Terminator salvation - 17 again - Death race
- Push
- I corrupt all cops (cantonese)
- HSM 3
- iGOR
- 7 Pounds
- Changeling - Ice age 3
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
- Legally blondes
- Fred claus
- Meet dave
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
- Transformers I
- Transformers II - Hannah montana - the movie
- Wedding crashers
- The 40-Year-Old Virgin
- Big daddy - UP
- The notebook - The proposal
- Coraline
- Aliens in the attic - GI Joe - Ghost of girlfriends past - Land of the lost - The ugly truth
- Funny people - G force
- Imagine That
- Wizards of waverly place - Shutter
- I love you beth cooper
- Final destination I - Final destination II
- Final destination III
- Final destination IV - Where got ghost? - Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
- The orphan
- The grudge - Jennifer's body - 2012
- New moon - Shinjuku Incident - Ip Man - Valentine's day
- The fourth kind - Alvin & the chipmunks 2
- Love Happens
- Bandslam
- Did you hear about the morgans?
- Sherlock Holmes
- The time traveler's wife
- Avatar
- Old dogs
- Couples retreat
- PS I love you - The spy next door
- Toothfairy - It's complicated
- Being human
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